John Michael. Age 23.
After life hit, I had to run away and change myself and the environment I lived in. This is about my new adventure(Well, its suposed to be).
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
watching cam girls and watching tv in the living room. I’m glad that I’m not the only horny guy in the world at this moment and I’m glad I can hear a woman’s voice. Maybe I should go to the strip club more often.
(Source: crimsonspin)
I’m at that feeling where I’m alone and all I want is anyone to talk to me. But nobody is there.
I feel like if I met a Canadian, she would automatically be beautiful, just because she came from Canada. I should move to Canada.
scratchesandbruisesareagoodthing:
Ahhhh WHen she first slides on it ;) mmmmm FUCK!
^ this
(Source: thearoused)
Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.
(Source: annieherweg)
(Source: xbox911)
‘WHOA how are your shoes NOT soaked?’ ‘Mind your own bees wax’
People didn’t know this?NO
WE DIDN’T
(Source: fredydecisive)
I’m in love with an emotion; rather, a memory of an emotion. I long for that emotion, but it was the cause of ignorance and innocence. I won’t find the same exact feeling ever again because I’ve experienced so much more, but I can’t help trying to find it. A part of me believes it’s due to living in a city environment instead of a rural one.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
(Source: drognerys)
